BUM HUNTING ... NOPE! THIS IS THE DAILY DIRT FILM FESTIVAL! Two of the most important documentaries yer old pal Jerky has ever seen are now available in full on the Internet, and I urge everyone to watch them both in their entirety. First up is 9/11 Mysteries, which to my reckoning is the Holy Grail of 9/11 conspiracy documentaries. It makes Loose Change seem like something you'd find between the sofa cushions. I don't think the producers get everything 100% right, but I think they're honest, and they do the best job so far of providing the full spectrum of the most compelling (and often ignored) evidence that there was a helluva lot more behind the terrorist attacks that changed the world forever - much to the delight of certain factions - than the consensus narrative even begins to admit. Next up is Chavez: The Revolution Will Not Be Televised. It's an absolutely stunning first-hand account of the events behind the short-lived, American-supported military coup against Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez in April of 2002. I first saw this documentary a few years ago, and it left an impression that has yet to fade… I still carry the bruise, which I suspect will forever prevent me from being able to trust the mainstream media in all but the most clear-cut of reporting on the most obvious of facts… and even then, not so much. That it took The Powers That Be four years to mount a selective, perfunctory assault on the film's credibility is a testament to its revelatory power. Hope this keeps you guys busy for a bit. More soon. Cheers, YOPJ Send all Jokes, Letters and other stuff to Jerky: jerkyleboeuf@gmail.com

THEY SAID IT! "The confusion is about whether this secretary of defense, and this administration, are in fact now accomplishing what they claim the terrorists seek: the destruction of our freedoms, the very ones for which the same veterans Mr. Rumsfeld addressed yesterday in Salt Lake City so valiantly fought. And about Mr. Rumsfeld's other main assertion, that this country faces a 'new type of fascism.' As he was correct to remind us how a government that knew everything could get everything wrong, so too was he right when he said that, though probably not in the way he thought he meant it. This country faces a new type of fascism - indeed." "How dare you, Mr. President, after taking cynical advantage of the unanimity and love, and transmuting it into fraudulent war and needless death, after monstrously transforming it into fear and suspicion and turning that fear into the campaign slogan of three elections? How dare you - or those around you - ever 'spin' 9/11? Just as the terrorists have succeeded - are still succeeding - as long as there is no memorial and no construction here at Ground Zero. So, too, have they succeeded, and are still succeeding as long as this government uses 9/11 as a wedge to pit Americans against Americans." - Both the above quotes were by Keith Olbermann... the best newsman the mainstream media has to offer. He shouldn't get too excited about that, however. It's a low bar to jump. *** **** *** "There is very little clear talk about what to do, beyond vague recommendations for staying the course or long-term timetables for withdrawal. That is because politicians running for election want to deliver good news, and there is nothing about Iraq - including withdrawal scenarios - that is anything but ominous." - Fucking DUH!!!

JOKES JOKES JOKES JOKES Today's first joke was sent in by Naveed Zafar! Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. He says into the microphone: "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A voice from near the front pierces the silence: "Well, stop fucking clapping then!" *** *** *** Thanks to our old pal McTubers for sending in today's second joke. A man and a woman were having sex. The woman asks the man to eat her pussy. So, the man proceeds to go down on her. He says, "My god, this is the hugest pussy I've ever seen! My god, this is the hugest pussy I've ever seen!" She replies, "Well, you don't have to repeat it and rub it in." He says, "I didn't repeat it; that was an echo. I didn't repeat it; that was an echo."

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